1. What two things can you never eat for breakfast?
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Lunch and Dinner
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2. What has a face and two hands but no arms or legs?
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A clock
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3. What kind of room has no doors or windows?
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A Mushroom
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4. During what month do people sleep the least?
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February, it's the shortest month.
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5. What goes up and never comes down?
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Your Age
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6. What word becomes shorter when you add two letters to it?
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Short
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7. Two children are born on the same day from the same mother but they are not twins. How is that possible?
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They are triplets
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8. Johnny's mother had three children. The first child was named April The second child was named May. What was the third child's name?
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Johnny of course
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9. Before Mt. Everest was discovered, what was the highest mountain in the world?
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Mt. Everest; it just wasn't discovered yet
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1. How much dirt is there in a hole that measures two feet by three feet by four feet?
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There is no dirt in the hole
